Botox Britney Batman-Blitzes Broadband Busters
Britney has returned from retirement to entertain Broadband Police. It will be her first performance after years of Botox misuse finally crippled her. Broadband Police are regularly stuck behind computer screens, poring over detailed bits of information. To lift morale the government has invited the retired pop star to perform, in the flesh, for our frontline troops in the battle against illegal information.
To honour the crime fighting efforts of our Broadband busters Britney will perform a remix of the Batman theme tune. "Britney was unfairly criticised after the Botox incident." her agent said, "But I promise everyone her performances are as spectacular as they have always been. Just wait and see. It's going to be a fully deadly Batman music blitz."
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